What is Splegotnia?
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It's basically a sickness where you take a random household object and start humping it. Researchers are not sure where or when this fenomen originated, but it is believed to have spawned from children wathcing too much pron.
(spluh GOT nee uh)
Why is your son here Ms. WHite?
Well, he keeps picking up books and humping them.
Looks like he's got a severe cas of splegotnia
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When the act of speeking more closely resembles the the Grim Reaper singing your death chant.
{Hollering upstairs in a voice of doom} &..
