Splenda Edit Meaning

1.

Fairly new artificial sweetener that some people think may be dangerous, but the Splenda people, of course, deny it.

What to do?

OMG what am I gonna do about my rash I got after eating splenda?

2.

Someone who acts very sweet, but is actually faking it just to get attention

You're such a damn splenda, you fake bitch.

See splenda, fake, sugar, sweet, attention

3.

artificial sweetner that tastes like crap

stop putting it in your diet drinks, Jones Soda co.!

diet jones sucks because it uses splenda

See dusty

4.

Commonly known as a sugar substitue, Splenda may also be used as an adjective referring to a bisexuality. In addition, sugar is also used as an adjective when referring to somone who is homosexual.

" Girl, give it up. That man is splenda. Next he'll be lovin' it up on your brother."

See homosexual, bisexual, bisexuality, sexuality, gay

5.

1. (n.) Brand-name sugar substitute;

2. (adj.) Synonym for "sweet";

3. (adj.) Shortened version of "splendid";

4. (adj.) Describing one who is excessively perky and cheerful.

1. Pass the Splenda, please.

2. Your new car is splenda, man!

3. Jolly good, ole chap. Absolutely spenda.

4. Patty Simcox in "Grease" is so splenda.

6.

Being sweet to a girl with the intention of fucking her only.

(after fucking a girl)

Girl: you're so sweet!

You: splenda.

Girl: What?

You: splenda! I'm sweet, but I'm so fake!

7.

An adjective describing something that is so freakin sweet it can only be described as "sweeter than sweet".

Pedro, that jump was splenda.

See awesome, unbelievable, badass