Splenda-momma

What is Splenda-momma?

sort of like a sugar-momma, only with less money.

Man, my buddy rudolpho's got it made--his splenda-momma just bought him a new ford focus.

That's nothin, I have a real sugar-momma--she bought me a 750. sucka. rudolpho's bitch ain't shit but a fake ho.

See cheap whore, flake, assface

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