Splenda-momma

What is Splenda-momma?

sort of like a sugar-momma, only with less money.

Man, my buddy rudolpho's got it made--his splenda-momma just bought him a new ford focus.

That's nothin, I have a real sugar-momma--she bought me a 750. sucka. rudolpho's bitch ain't shit but a fake ho.

See cheap whore, flake, assface

Pet Shop

1. A girl that's slept around a lot, also known as a slapper.. That Irene, she's like a pet shop, i bet she's had a cockato..

Zxaraj

1. The name that is created when someone named Sarah is trying to type her name, but does not have her fingers aligned properly on the keyb..

Eyesocket

1. Used as a pronoun in reference to someone you hate with such vehemence, you would like to fuck them (or see them fucked)in the eyesocket..

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