Splenger Edit Meaning

1. A morbidly obese child. The lardling draped herself over the subway seat like a voluminous curtain...

1. When your boss gives you a large amount of work to finish and an unreasonable deadline, you might aliken your predicament to a Shetland ..

1. The act of becoming so important in ones own reality as to become imortal. A-Dawgg & Lyndz have reached the very apex of IMPORTALIT..