Splenis

What is Splenis?

A splinter in one's penis.

Anthony: "Sir, can you help me? I have a splenis!"

Matt: "What the hell is a splenis?"

Anthony: "It's a splinter... in my penis."

Matt: "DAMN SON"

See cut, trees, splinter, splenis

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