Splewj Edit Meaning

1. The act of attempting to fist a virgin, causing copious amounts of blood to gush from said virgin's clam ME: Can I fist you? Real..

1. something obviously false, something fake (from the fact that there are no three dollar bills) This jewel is a 3 dollar bill. See thre..

1. Term to describe someone's large lips, usually covered in mustard and brine. "Fuck me! That Angelina Jolie's got massive..