What is Splid?
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Noun
Any liquid or semi-liquid that cannot immediately be identified.
This ranges from pastes found in the bottom of mayonnaise jars that have been waiting in the fridge for years, to that goo that showed up under your car.
Verb
The act of dropping, applying, spreading, or any sort of distribution of splid(noun). Inanimate objects can produce splid.
Noun: The splid in this stress ball is coming out, gross.
Verb: Do NOT open the fridge, something splid all over the bottom and I haven't cleaned it up yet.
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Noob
Man, that bomber whored CV is such a Splid
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