What is Splidoonch?
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The satisfying "Ker-polp" sound that a nice lump of poo makes as it drops from your bottom into the water at the bottom of the toilet, or indeed into any water.
Dude, the acoustics in your bathroom are really good. You should have heard the rich low-end on the splidoonch I've just done.
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