Splifftracked

What is Splifftracked?


1.

The act of becoming delayed, usually by several hours, when intending to meet a person, go to college or meet a deadline because you decided to get high beforehand.

spliffzootweedstoned high

Dave: "Dude, you're an hour late, where were you?"

Charlie: "Sorry geez, I got splifftracked."

Dave: "Fair play."

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