What is Splifftracked?
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The act of becoming delayed, usually by several hours, when intending to meet a person, go to college or meet a deadline because you decided to get high beforehand.
Dave: "Dude, you're an hour late, where were you?"
Charlie: "Sorry geez, I got splifftracked."
Dave: "Fair play."
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