Splingage Edit Meaning

1. A person who fears or hates zits and/or people with zits. (Like a homophobe) Johnny(on the phone): Hey, wanna go to the movies tomorrow..

1. octopus and bat genes spliced together forming octobat the pus goes on my dick that octobat just gave me fucken rabies See octopus, o..

1. Pals, accused of being so close they have become fudge packers. John Kerry and the Breck girl weren't exactly asshole buddies unti..