Splinge!

What is Splinge!?


1.

Word to describe the feeling when you see a really fine pair of breasts. The word is also a description of the sound made in your head on the removal of the bra. Weird, but it works.

Also describes something really good, a greeting to friends and a friendly sign-off on SMS. A verbal device borne out of too many mind altering substances - a whole lexicon was discovered.

'Sploof' - really big, saggy breasts.

'Spludge' - not that much better, but smaller.

'Sploin' - Slightly saggy, but nice all the same.

'Splinge' - Lovely, perfectly rounded tits. About a 'C' to a 'D'. Can be bigger.

'Spillip' - Small. Can be nice, but might fill a B cup.

'Spink' - Mosquito's have attacked your girlfriend and left two marks on her chest. Throw some 'D's on that!!

"Ello mate"

"How do?"

"Check out the Sploins on that!!!"

"Nah- happy with the Splinge at home, cheers."

"Fair one, Splinge!"

"Splinge!"

See tits, boobs, d's, breasts, bra


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