What is Splinja?
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The unsightly poof of hair on the top or back of a male's head that is usually left uncorrected after waking up. They either don't care how they look or they're just too old to give a crap.
J: C'mon, we'll be late for brunch with your parents!
K: Honey, I have gotta get rid of this splinja, it looks like I *just* woke up!
J: You'll be fine.. its Sunday, and you're going into Richmond..
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the act of having anal sex and spitting on thier back(pretending to ejaculate)and when they turn around to kiss you, you blow it in thie..
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A brazenmaiden or MAIDENHEAD EDITRIX.
Although TRACEY had indulged in many a strenuous gravy date, often involving extensive fourplay, ..
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Totally unaware of his/her surroundings and their impact on others. Little more than a bobble head for a brain. Constantly working on th..
