What is Splinja?
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The unsightly poof of hair on the top or back of a male's head that is usually left uncorrected after waking up. They either don't care how they look or they're just too old to give a crap.
J: C'mon, we'll be late for brunch with your parents!
K: Honey, I have gotta get rid of this splinja, it looks like I *just* woke up!
J: You'll be fine.. its Sunday, and you're going into Richmond..
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A phrase used when confirming a statement, but in a cool way
Jeff: did you hear? Tom Brady got injured and is out for the season
Jim: ..
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To suck the nipple(s) of your partner in order to create arousal.
I'm gonna give her a nipple-suck to try to get her in the mood.
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