What is Splinja?
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The unsightly poof of hair on the top or back of a male's head that is usually left uncorrected after waking up. They either don't care how they look or they're just too old to give a crap.
J: C'mon, we'll be late for brunch with your parents!
K: Honey, I have gotta get rid of this splinja, it looks like I *just* woke up!
J: You'll be fine.. its Sunday, and you're going into Richmond..
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While having sex, the harmonious rhythm attainable via adequate cushioning.
"Man that futon was hell to have sex on, but this air ..
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Sexual Maneuver:
1. Both parties remove all clothing
2. Place Japanese flag bandana upon head.
3. Shout "HAI!!!"
4. Quick ..
