What is Splinja?
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The unsightly poof of hair on the top or back of a male's head that is usually left uncorrected after waking up. They either don't care how they look or they're just too old to give a crap.
J: C'mon, we'll be late for brunch with your parents!
K: Honey, I have gotta get rid of this splinja, it looks like I *just* woke up!
J: You'll be fine.. its Sunday, and you're going into Richmond..
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the act of taking a shit and freezing it and later using it as a dildo
she gave herself the arctic freeze last night.
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the act of having a dirty goucho pound you from behind, then pull out and gizz down your butt crack causing a mudslide.
As the cum drip..
