Splink

What is Splink?


1.

n: a square ball

n: a chinese father, who is very strict, and when poked, makes a strange high pitched sound

"raymond's a splink"

See caleb

2.

Combination of silver and pink.

Yo checkout this new colour.. splink!

See pink, silver, colour, color

3.

Incomprehensible road safety acronym from the 1970s. Apparently:

find a SAFE place to cross

Stand on the PAVEMENT

LOOK for traffic

IF traffic is coming, let it pass

When there is NO traffic near, walk across the road

KEEP looking and listening for traffic as you cross

"Shit, I forgot to SPLINK!"

"If he hadn't spent so much time SPLINKING he might not have got run over."

"Bring back Jimmy Saville."

"You SPLINK me right round baby right round like a record baby right round round round."

"Sweet SPLINKs are made of these, who am I to disagree?"

"SPLINKmas time, Misseltoe and wine, children SPLINKING Christian ryhme, with logs on the fire and SPLINK on the tree..."

"Mary loves SPLINK."

See death, annie lennox, reflex

4.

an inuendo thats not specifically used but covers all sexual actions.

I want to splink you sophie

I splinked sophie in the face

See fuck, sex, sexy, intercourse

5.

forever a mystery to those who dont already know

girl asks: Whats a splink?!

a Splink responds: hahahaa..nice try

6.

To flick someone in the face for saying stupid things, also used in the form of a game, can be lots of fun

You can get rid of this by counting to 5 and you can get out of the game by paying each member of the game $1

1st Person (Very White): I smoked a joint in my hood

2nd Person: Splink

1st Person: 1-2-3-4-5

See Bill O'Reily

7.

1. hey. yo 'sup?

2. whatever

3. all-encompassing feeling

aplink, yo!

feeling splink (splinky)

See AJ


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