What is Splint?
1.
The act of placing an index finger on top or beside the shaft of one's penis in order to please a woman with an abnormally large vagina; typically a necessary action while fornicating with a promiscuous woman.
"Man, you're gonna go after Tina? Having sex with her must be like throwing an hot dog down a hallway."
"That aint matta, I'll just splint her."
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2.
A nicely rolled spliff
Come on nigga, get that splint goin'.
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3.
To be or to know someone cool. To be a non-splint is to eat candie more that once a day or to try and be black when your white.
Coolkid:"hey" non-coolkid:"hi guys" (snorts and pushes glasses up) coolkid:"splint"
non-coolkid:"O.M.G. splint
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4.
The act of sneaking up on an unknown victim, most always from behind. Derived from Splinter Cell or "Splint-C". The act of splinting somebody is an art that requires concentration and possibly very sneaky shoes.
Dead Guy - "Ohh man he totally splinted me from behind and I didn't even know."
Alive Guy - "I'm gonna spint Jack - I just gotta find some bushes to hide in."
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