Splint Dick

What is Splint Dick?

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A splint dick occurs when someone can't get an erection on their own and attempts to fool the girl into thinking they're hard by tying two Popsicle sticks to either side of their penis like a splint

Robert ate too much spaghetti and couldnt get a boner, but still fooled Linda with his splint dick

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