Splinter Sex

What is Splinter Sex?

When two people try to have sex while several other people are sleeping without waking anyone up.

My friend and his girlfriend always try to have splinter sex when we're over....They're not to good at it.

Zombinized

1. Little to no sleep & still have no plans to rest. Worked long hours with no possable end in site. A state of dazed awakeness. I am ..

Mapson

1. Consistently failing to achieve basic cleaning tasks such as washing up, usually because of desire to get drunk out of skull before 8pm ..

Z-jay

1. When one gets high on marijuana and proceeds to receive a Hand-job from another person The hooker told me it would be 15 bucks for a ha..

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