Splinter Sex

What is Splinter Sex?

When two people try to have sex while several other people are sleeping without waking anyone up.

My friend and his girlfriend always try to have splinter sex when we're over....They're not to good at it.

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Ass-ho

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Fireblanket

1. Whilst in the act of coitus, one farts an especially warm and wet fart under the sheets. One then traps your lover under the covers. Sai..

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