Splinter Sex

What is Splinter Sex?

When two people try to have sex while several other people are sleeping without waking anyone up.

My friend and his girlfriend always try to have splinter sex when we're over....They're not to good at it.

Jocksniffer

1. A young man of dubious sexual orientation who lacks any discernible athletic ability and spends practically all his waking hours seeking..

On The Kitchen Counter

1. A phrase often following "that's what she said" or a "your mom" joke, which is used to extend a sexual innuendo..

Zindoodle

1. very like " indeed", or "of course", but with overtones of "thats fantastic news" <Philbo> i fixed..

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