Splinter Sex

What is Splinter Sex?

When two people try to have sex while several other people are sleeping without waking anyone up.

My friend and his girlfriend always try to have splinter sex when we're over....They're not to good at it.

You Playin?

1. It something you say to someone who gets out in a game to really annoy them. For instance, if your playin' basketball, or cards or ..

Smeltling

1. 1. Small felks of poo, often left on someones chest after a goood rump in the sack. Plural: Smeltlings 2. Crude word for chocolate blo..

Zombitised

1. to wake up and be in a zombie state.. ive just got out of bed ,so tired...im zombitised See zombie, tired, shagged, dead, knackered..

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