Splinter Sex

What is Splinter Sex?

When two people try to have sex while several other people are sleeping without waking anyone up.

My friend and his girlfriend always try to have splinter sex when we're over....They're not to good at it.

Yaw/e

1. shorthand for "yea whatever" bob, that devout catholic down the street, is actually a closet satanist? yaw/e bitch...

Pull A Danica

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Plutting

1. light rain causing a dusting of wetness, UNLESS you have a brolly. in which case your sorted and the plutting can be avoided. i find the..

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