Splinter Sex

What is Splinter Sex?

When two people try to have sex while several other people are sleeping without waking anyone up.

My friend and his girlfriend always try to have splinter sex when we're over....They're not to good at it.

Flog The Log

1. Rub the grub, tug the slug, whack the weiner, strangle the one-eyed python, embrace the unemployed. There was no chicks at the party so..

Yoohan

1. What you call a bad counter-strike player. Wow Tom, how could you miss that shot? You're such a yoohan! See yoohan, counter-strik..

Gutted Ewok

1. a furry muff that appears like an inside-out character from star wars. see also badly packed kebab. Whoa, chewbacca just slayed some gu..

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