Splinter Sex

What is Splinter Sex?

When two people try to have sex while several other people are sleeping without waking anyone up.

My friend and his girlfriend always try to have splinter sex when we're over....They're not to good at it.

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Oxy Copperfield

1. Simular to a David Copperfield, the difference being you pop a huge zit on her back instead of spitting. My face was so broke out with ..

Face Fucked

1. when you get screwed over by someone facebook my gf didn't know i was at that party until she saw Samantha's comments on my w..

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