Splintercellulitis

What is Splintercellulitis?

An acute infection of the skin, usually caused by gripping the controller too much, due to the classic game, Splinter Cell by Tom Clancy.

Dude 1: "Ever heard of Splinter Cell?"

Dude 2: "Dude, I play it so much, I have Splintercellulitis on my hands!"

See splinter, cell, videogame, splintercellulitis

Read The Riot Act

1. to rebuke firmly, especially with a stern warning (the riot act was an act of the Parliament of Brittan which was often read before it w..

Kabitat

1. A place of abode that is decorated in ancient Venetian style. Typically used to describe modern-day apartments and dwellings that draw u..

Greasy Grimmy Gopher Guts

1. a stomach that is so upset that it is just grinding and churning, wired and upset that you just might shit your self at any moment afte..

All you need for a faster workflow in one place.

Splintercellulitis Edit Meaning