Splintercellulitis

What is Splintercellulitis?

An acute infection of the skin, usually caused by gripping the controller too much, due to the classic game, Splinter Cell by Tom Clancy.

Dude 1: "Ever heard of Splinter Cell?"

Dude 2: "Dude, I play it so much, I have Splintercellulitis on my hands!"

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