What is Splinters Up Your Arse?
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to have splinters up your arse, usually as a result of fence-sitting.
Often used in relation to someone who is bisexual.
Jim: Rory's been spreading rumours bout you
Ben: You serious?
Jim: Yeah mate, he's been saying you got splinters up your arse.
Ben: Me? I'd rather be emo, wait, they're the same thing!
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