Splister

What is Splister?

Sperm-Blisters

Blister like patches that appear on one's hand. This is caused by not cleaning your hands after wanking.

Ted: 'Yo Barry you have a load of blisters on your fingers'.

Barry: 'There Splisters man not blisters'.

Ted: 'Oh ok go wash your hands!!'

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Explode Into The Toilet

1. To violently crap into the toilet. After eating the tuna sandwich I got from the drug store I had to explode into the toilet. See poop..

Quetard

1. (pronounced kwuh-tard) 1. Someone, usually male, who is too stupid to realize he is gay. 2. A homosexual who does not have the balls t..

Volcanic Soft Serve

1. A shit that looks like soft serve ice cream that is so large in volume that it actually sticks up out of the toilet water forming a volc..

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