Splister

What is Splister?

Sperm-Blisters

Blister like patches that appear on one's hand. This is caused by not cleaning your hands after wanking.

Ted: 'Yo Barry you have a load of blisters on your fingers'.

Barry: 'There Splisters man not blisters'.

Ted: 'Oh ok go wash your hands!!'

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Van Yoak

1. A term frequently used to describe quiet but troublesome Russian boys who often quote Shakespeare while engaging in primate-like behavio..

Brown Tumbler

1. when a person takes a steamy shite on another persons stomach, then they proceed in moving the tird around by flexing their stomach musc..

At Wifepoint

1. Being forced by threat of your spouse to do things you normally wouldn't do. I went to see Sex and the City at wifepoint. See wif..

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