Splister

What is Splister?

Sperm-Blisters

Blister like patches that appear on one's hand. This is caused by not cleaning your hands after wanking.

Ted: 'Yo Barry you have a load of blisters on your fingers'.

Barry: 'There Splisters man not blisters'.

Ted: 'Oh ok go wash your hands!!'

See splister, sperm, wanking, hand love, cum

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1. A 1930's way of expressing how drunk you were. Dude I was absolutely zozzled outta my mind last night! See drunk, sober, spliffic..

Smell Bag

1. a slang name for someone who is generally unclean and a scruff mick you dirty smeelbag take a shower you bum!!!!..

Twfkatwot

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