Splister

What is Splister?


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Sperm-Blisters

Blister like patches that appear on one's hand. This is caused by not cleaning your hands after wanking.

Ted: 'Yo Barry you have a load of blisters on your fingers'.

Barry: 'There Splisters man not blisters'.

Ted: 'Oh ok go wash your hands!!'

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