Split Beaver

What is Split Beaver?


1.

much the same as a bearded clam: except perhaps more eager, and more neatly trimmed, i.e. furry rather than shaggy in its coat. A plain beaverbut helplessly spreadeagled. An object of fear, revulsion or contempt for some, an object of desire, conquest or reverence for many: yes it's yet another name for her cunt!

She was 16 when she first discovered she was carrying a wild animal around with her. Before she knew where she was, a wily trapper had trussed up and made short work of her furry little companion. Nowadays she keeps her split beaver as contented, well-exercised and well-fed as she possibly can.

See kofi


66

Random Words:

1. a myspace sunday is when everyone in your friends get on, on sunday, and update what they did from their weekend. also, a great time to ..
1. The infamous, skin-tight full body spandex uniform worn by all members of a crew team during a regatta. Dreaded by all rowers for it&apo..
1. I don't know. Often used by someone too lazy to type "I don't know" "Who's going to the concert tonight?&..