Split Critter Edit Meaning

1. Used to describe John McCain's likely one term candidacy for President... a reference to Chuck Norris movie "Lone Wolf McQuade..

1. "Ass Dialing" is something usually achieved by people with very large, very talented asses who wear cell phones on belt clips...

1. 4 h4rdc0r3 m0th3r fucka'111111!1!1111! "Dude, Zos is a fucking bitch." "LIEZ LIEZ LIEZ LIEZ OMFG ZOS IS TEH SHIZNA..