Split End Edit Meaning

1. Your last name. Called this because gym teachers usually only use your last name when calling upon you. Gym Teacher: Okay, I need Johns..

1. The left over shit stuck to the bottom of the toilet bowl after you flush After you punished my toilet, I had to scrub the potato skins..

1. Getting jealous at that person with that swank new cell phone. Cellular envy? Naaah, I'm quite fine with my old trusty Nokia. Afte..