Split Me Kipper

What is Split Me Kipper?

to vigorously insert one's fist into a female's genitalia

ooooh ay, i split ya ma's kipper last night.

Actasap

1. (N.) As close to as soon as possible. Get that to me actasap! See asap, comedy central, gorillaz..

Swipe Card

1. Passing an object through someone's butt crack when they are not looking. I took that badminton rackett and gave him a swipe card...

Vladomir

1. the head of the chess team who plays magic cards and wears shirts with collars and "raps" all the time "ewww that guy is..

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