Split Me Kipper Edit Meaning

1. A pre-moistened towelette, a wet wipe, when used by a ladyfor personal hygiene. I didn't wash when I came out tonight but I used a..

1. The feeling you get when your hands are so cold that it makes typing correctly an impossible feat. Brooke: "My hands are so cold, ..

1. A chav who, on catching a bus, walks all the way to the back seat of the top deck and then gets off at the next stop. These morons end ..