Split Mushroom

What is Split Mushroom?

1.

The act of having anal sex with a female whilst frying up a mushroom surprise on her back without her noticing.

Man: "Mmmmmm, fuck yeah, oh yeah.."

Woman: "Omg! Don't stop, Brucey! Mmm, fuck my bad ass!"

Man: -Fries up a mushroom surprise-

Woman: "W-What's that noise, Brucey?"

Man: "SHUT UP."

He cooked up a split mushroom.. dastardly bastard.

See sex, food, funny, surprise, sneak attack

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