What is Split Mushroom?
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The act of having anal sex with a female whilst frying up a mushroom surprise on her back without her noticing.
Man: "Mmmmmm, fuck yeah, oh yeah.."
Woman: "Omg! Don't stop, Brucey! Mmm, fuck my bad ass!"
Man: -Fries up a mushroom surprise-
Woman: "W-What's that noise, Brucey?"
Man: "SHUT UP."
He cooked up a split mushroom.. dastardly bastard.
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