What is Split Pee Soup?
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The condition of having your pee split into two or three directions as a result of having sperm sticking the end of your penis partially shut. Usually happens when you wake up in the morning after having sex
I woke up after banging that pooh butt last night and when I went to piss I had split pee soup everywhere.
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pinch a loaf, take a dump, you know.
It's associated with "going number 2", because number 2 is "the deuce"
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