Split Pee Soup

What is Split Pee Soup?


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The condition of having your pee split into two or three directions as a result of having sperm sticking the end of your penis partially shut. Usually happens when you wake up in the morning after having sex

I woke up after banging that pooh butt last night and when I went to piss I had split pee soup everywhere.

See pee, piss, ejaculate, cum, whizz


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