Split Piss

What is Split Piss?


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This occurs when there is clogging in the urethra due to the remaining residue of ejaculation, either from masturbation or copulation. The clogging results in your urine shooting in any direction but the direction you want it to go. Your legs, shirt, toilet seat, sink, floor, and even face will become drenched in a yellow spray.

It is always a good idea to sit on your toilet seat after ejaculation to prevent split piss.

See splittin it, piss, ejaculation, clog, cum


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