Split Sack Eye-mask

What is Split Sack Eye-mask?


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verb, noun:

1. testes are placed upon the bridge of the nose so that bifurcation results in each testicle resting within each eye socket. The shaft of a (preferably) erect but acceptably flaccid penis rests upon the bridge of the nose of the recipient of the SSEM.

Note: Simply leaning backwards results in "The Unicorn Effect" in which the shaft rises upward while the testicles remain in the eye sockets.

Genital temperature should remain at a temperature of 37 degrees Celsius, which can be achieved in a warm water bath.

"While anticipating a tea-bag, I thought I went blind but discovered, to my relief, that I was recieving not a tea bag, but a Split Sack Eye-Mask."

See teabag


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