Split Sack Eye-mask

What is Split Sack Eye-mask?


1.

verb, noun:

1. testes are placed upon the bridge of the nose so that bifurcation results in each testicle resting within each eye socket. The shaft of a (preferably) erect but acceptably flaccid penis rests upon the bridge of the nose of the recipient of the SSEM.

Note: Simply leaning backwards results in "The Unicorn Effect" in which the shaft rises upward while the testicles remain in the eye sockets.

Genital temperature should remain at a temperature of 37 degrees Celsius, which can be achieved in a warm water bath.

"While anticipating a tea-bag, I thought I went blind but discovered, to my relief, that I was recieving not a tea bag, but a Split Sack Eye-Mask."

See teabag


92

Random Words:

1. hardcore 2. A style of music characterized by having both metal and punk influence. The term was first coined by the band DOA on the &..
1. A fanny fart. Often caused by a build up of trapped air during sex, but occasionally by infection. The latter form would also have a ver..
1. A problem that you pass on to an unsuspecting co-worker. The problem is usually passed from one to another. Aalu is the Urdu word for ..