Split The Charge

What is Split The Charge?


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A non-existent defence, used by those who mistakenly believe that if a crime is committed in conjunction with others, the charge can be split, thereby reducing one's sentence (has been used in conjunction with the defence bender your honour)

" Bender your Honour! My client was hoping that as he committed the offence with his two mates, they could all split the charge"

(Judge) "throw the defendant in jail!"


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