Split The Muffin

What is Split The Muffin?


1.

While penetrating a woman from behind, insert both thumbs into the anus and pull apart, in turn, opening the anus and making the womans buttocks resemble an english muffin being split open.

My girlfriend was being a dirty slut, she even asked me to split the muffin!

See anal, ass, fingerbang, doggy style, Douche McGouche


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