What is Split The Muffin?
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While penetrating a woman from behind, insert both thumbs into the anus and pull apart, in turn, opening the anus and making the womans buttocks resemble an english muffin being split open.
My girlfriend was being a dirty slut, she even asked me to split the muffin!
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An incredibly Linux-geek laugh. To describe a laugh at an incredibly funny turn of a command line.
<Jason> Striker: grep clue
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Part of Speech: noun
Definition: a jellylike preserve eaten by Muslims in which small pieces of fruit and fruit rind, as of oranges or..
