Split The Reed

What is Split The Reed?


1.

to gently or forcibly elevate a female's legs to encourage deep penile penetration. generally followed by enthusiastic pelvic thrusting and premature ejaculation.

a combination of the words "split" (a positioning of the legs at an awkward angle) and "reed" (a plant which flourishes in swampy conditions).

I failed in my attempt to split the reed when her wooden leg snapped on the headboard.

See fuck, sex, hump, screw, duck butter


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