What is Split The Reed?
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to gently or forcibly elevate a female's legs to encourage deep penile penetration. generally followed by enthusiastic pelvic thrusting and premature ejaculation.
a combination of the words "split" (a positioning of the legs at an awkward angle) and "reed" (a plant which flourishes in swampy conditions).
I failed in my attempt to split the reed when her wooden leg snapped on the headboard.
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to describe something as not being easy
yo this calc test aint no hoe
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mass confusion and total insanity amongst a group of people.
When the patients did not take their medication at the asylum, Zoinkamania..
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To forgo getting some pussy a) In the hopes of getting better pussy later b) Because it's probably a bad idea.
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