What is Split The Reed?
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to gently or forcibly elevate a female's legs to encourage deep penile penetration. generally followed by enthusiastic pelvic thrusting and premature ejaculation.
a combination of the words "split" (a positioning of the legs at an awkward angle) and "reed" (a plant which flourishes in swampy conditions).
I failed in my attempt to split the reed when her wooden leg snapped on the headboard.
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