Split Tomato

What is Split Tomato?

When a fudgepacker wears such tight pants he splits his ballsac in half. Sortof like a camel toe.

Woooo this is the fudgepacker police! Pull over. You are under arrest for having a split tomato

Masterbating

1. a common mispelling of the word "masturbating", which is the ING form of wordmasturbation] 1337_g33k: Im masterbating to porn..

Okey Dokey Doggie Daddy

1. I hear and obey, my good man. Hey, can you pass me that piece of plasticine ? Okey Dokey Doggie Daddy. See shonuff, can do, yup..

Quasimultislacking

1. The act of multislacking while also doing something semi-productive. Ted is quasimultislacking on that report. That is, he's getti..

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