Split Tomato

What is Split Tomato?

When a fudgepacker wears such tight pants he splits his ballsac in half. Sortof like a camel toe.

Woooo this is the fudgepacker police! Pull over. You are under arrest for having a split tomato

Paddle It

1. v. To beat off; masturbate "After spending the day with your sister I had to go home and paddle it." See beat off, jerk off..

W E

1. Stands for "whatever". Used mostly by bitches with a poor attitude. Cool Guy: "Hey you wanna do something tonight?"..

Erdington

1. A innner city area in Birmingham. Full of fuckin terrorists. Got loads of IRA, Al Queda and SWP soliders. Got its goths who graft 666 on..

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