Split Tomato

What is Split Tomato?

When a fudgepacker wears such tight pants he splits his ballsac in half. Sortof like a camel toe.

Woooo this is the fudgepacker police! Pull over. You are under arrest for having a split tomato

Omp Omp Omp

1. Like "nom nom nom" but more obnoxious. It should always be capitalized: OMP OMP OMP. Ya we POUNDED that Country Kitchen Buffe..

Irritabating

1. Angrily masturbating or masturbating while irritated. I began irritabating to relieve the stress of blue balls...

Chocolate Mailbox

1. One's ass when referred to as a recepticle He left a special delivery in her chocolate mailbox...

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