Split Tomato

What is Split Tomato?

When a fudgepacker wears such tight pants he splits his ballsac in half. Sortof like a camel toe.

Woooo this is the fudgepacker police! Pull over. You are under arrest for having a split tomato

Lurt

1. so lame that it hurts. person 1: hey, man, jo called for you. person 2: jo who? person 1: jo mama person 2: that was so fucking lurt..

Cooter-labyrinth

1. When Jesus was drunk during the formation of your vagina. I was afraid I would get lost in her cooter-labyrinth. See snatch, twat, poo..

Kransky

1. 1. A Sausage popular in Eastern Europe (Poland, Germany) 2. An Erection 1. mmmmm kransky, yum... 2. "She'll put a kransky ..

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