What is Split Top Muffin Drop?

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As you lay defenseless on the ground after a wild round of sexcapades yo girl stands above your lifeless body with her dripping wet pussy lips and proceeds to drop her meat wallet on your face with no remorse.

I got a broken nose when that fat bitch split top muffin dropped me.

See teabag, pussy, squat, muffin, balls
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