What is Split Wood?
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phrase used when you get with a girl at a bar or party take her home and get her naked, sounds good right, well half way through you realize that she is fucking nasty, fugly and fat AH SHIT DAMMIT gross, so you say you remember some thing and split with a wood
the yag-bombs finally wore off and i found myself fucking bigfoot, hair and all, so i had to split wood and haven't mentioned it sense.
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You know what I'm sayin?
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insomnia
I jerked off three times, took a valium and I was still flipping like a pan-fried trout all night.
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