What is Split Wood?
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phrase used when you get with a girl at a bar or party take her home and get her naked, sounds good right, well half way through you realize that she is fucking nasty, fugly and fat AH SHIT DAMMIT gross, so you say you remember some thing and split with a wood
the yag-bombs finally wore off and i found myself fucking bigfoot, hair and all, so i had to split wood and haven't mentioned it sense.
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the act of shitting in a pair of shoes and forcing the girl to put her hands in them while you are fucking her doggy style
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Nerd speak for "I'm going to kill you."
bob - You ate my enchilada
frank - Please no! I'll give you all my gold!
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