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1. toilet paper that makes it feel as if you are wiping your ass with clouds made out of silk. After using Charmin, my anus felt clean and..

1. Penis spectacular! Or spectacular like a penis. Well, at least mine. Nah, I'm just kidding. Or am I? 1. I won the lottery today. T..

1. The new generation of women who all look orange, but when you wake up next to them they blend in with the daz white sheets. Some "m..