Splitney Edit Meaning

1. The opposite of blumpkin. To be felched while urinating. Ah no, I just missed the bowl. This anti-blumpkin is dangerous! See blumpkin,..

1. The greatest cocktail of all time. 25% Vodka 45% Orange Juice 30% Pinapple Juice 100% Flud Magic *2008 Drink of the Year Yo I was ..

1. When a guy misses his bitch when she's away, and feels that he needs to tell her so he sends her a bitch txt. If he does this he lo..