What is Splitpiss?
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After you dump your spunk and wait a little while your one-eyed warrior sometimes gets it's eye stuck shut and when you hang a rat you piss in two directions at once, neither of which was your primary target. Usually involves a leg or a favorite shoe. If it involves a face you are either R. Kelly or fucked up or both...
"No-o-o-o, a doberman didn't hump my leg. I went splitpissin' after yankin' my yoda to the latest edition of FHM. There's a couple of pages in there ain't nobody ever gonna yank apart..."
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Something or someone that is weirder than weird, stranger than strange, etc.
"putting in 4 gfx cards to have triple monitor setup ..
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Grabbing the nearest dickhandy and pumping for all your worth.
I wasn't expecting it, but suddenly in the middle of class, he gave..
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To have sex in the earhole
Yea me and sarah met earnest the clown yesterday
See sex, ear, rape, clown, hole..
