What is Splitpiss?
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After you dump your spunk and wait a little while your one-eyed warrior sometimes gets it's eye stuck shut and when you hang a rat you piss in two directions at once, neither of which was your primary target. Usually involves a leg or a favorite shoe. If it involves a face you are either R. Kelly or fucked up or both...
"No-o-o-o, a doberman didn't hump my leg. I went splitpissin' after yankin' my yoda to the latest edition of FHM. There's a couple of pages in there ain't nobody ever gonna yank apart..."
Random Words:
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Something is burning (cooking) in the kitchen !
You're not cooking ...
Ya-Du!
PorkChopSandwiches!
Getout .. get the f?%& ou..
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unidentifiable substance that lines the inner tissue of the anus, which is responsible for allowing smooth shit to come out smoothly
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