What is Splitpiss?
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After you dump your spunk and wait a little while your one-eyed warrior sometimes gets it's eye stuck shut and when you hang a rat you piss in two directions at once, neither of which was your primary target. Usually involves a leg or a favorite shoe. If it involves a face you are either R. Kelly or fucked up or both...
"No-o-o-o, a doberman didn't hump my leg. I went splitpissin' after yankin' my yoda to the latest edition of FHM. There's a couple of pages in there ain't nobody ever gonna yank apart..."
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A long period of time in which defacation cannot occur.
"Aww man! I haven't taken a crap in like a week! What a fecal famin..
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To whack the cock of an extremely obese man whether through the means of a handjob or of that of self pleasure usu. with very strange in..
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A person of Jewish, Italian, and Polish decent. Best used in a derogatory manner.
Shit! That stupid Jewopolock ate all the pizza.
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