What is Splitpiss?
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After you dump your spunk and wait a little while your one-eyed warrior sometimes gets it's eye stuck shut and when you hang a rat you piss in two directions at once, neither of which was your primary target. Usually involves a leg or a favorite shoe. If it involves a face you are either R. Kelly or fucked up or both...
"No-o-o-o, a doberman didn't hump my leg. I went splitpissin' after yankin' my yoda to the latest edition of FHM. There's a couple of pages in there ain't nobody ever gonna yank apart..."
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Getting incredibly intoxicated and then mercilessly kicking people out of a party or a chatroom and then locking the door/channel and pa..
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Phrase describing a bar or club that tolerates the use of (or even provides) cocaine.
The wendyhouse is not 'media friendly'..
