What is Splitpiss?
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After you dump your spunk and wait a little while your one-eyed warrior sometimes gets it's eye stuck shut and when you hang a rat you piss in two directions at once, neither of which was your primary target. Usually involves a leg or a favorite shoe. If it involves a face you are either R. Kelly or fucked up or both...
"No-o-o-o, a doberman didn't hump my leg. I went splitpissin' after yankin' my yoda to the latest edition of FHM. There's a couple of pages in there ain't nobody ever gonna yank apart..."
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1. a computer nerd
2. wizkid
3. any employee of Wizkid Computers
4. any person that spends more time on the computer than sleeping.
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when a woman jumps into a pool with her legs open.
OMG i so win the diving contest......i did a fanny flop!!!!
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