What is Splitpiss?
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After you dump your spunk and wait a little while your one-eyed warrior sometimes gets it's eye stuck shut and when you hang a rat you piss in two directions at once, neither of which was your primary target. Usually involves a leg or a favorite shoe. If it involves a face you are either R. Kelly or fucked up or both...
"No-o-o-o, a doberman didn't hump my leg. I went splitpissin' after yankin' my yoda to the latest edition of FHM. There's a couple of pages in there ain't nobody ever gonna yank apart..."
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a male who goes crazy over Anna Kournikova
Jim, dude. You're going totally kournicrackers over her...
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A sarcastic phrase first popularised by the cult classic "Zoolander". The term itself now has many widespread social implicati..
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if something is so good you dip your finger in it and then lick your finger
mom your poop caserole is fingerlikken good
See sly, dog, ..
