What is Splitpiss?
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After you dump your spunk and wait a little while your one-eyed warrior sometimes gets it's eye stuck shut and when you hang a rat you piss in two directions at once, neither of which was your primary target. Usually involves a leg or a favorite shoe. If it involves a face you are either R. Kelly or fucked up or both...
"No-o-o-o, a doberman didn't hump my leg. I went splitpissin' after yankin' my yoda to the latest edition of FHM. There's a couple of pages in there ain't nobody ever gonna yank apart..."
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The creator of the Potter Puppet Pals. Like most YouTube Directors, he's an Asshole. Fear his sister.
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someone who is addicted to saying foig. plain and simple
jim: "ur such a foig! and your moms a foig! and you dads a foig!"
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A type of child molester who surfs Wikipedia for information about children with lots of money.
BOB: Did you hear? Hayden went complete..
