What is Splitpiss?
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After you dump your spunk and wait a little while your one-eyed warrior sometimes gets it's eye stuck shut and when you hang a rat you piss in two directions at once, neither of which was your primary target. Usually involves a leg or a favorite shoe. If it involves a face you are either R. Kelly or fucked up or both...
"No-o-o-o, a doberman didn't hump my leg. I went splitpissin' after yankin' my yoda to the latest edition of FHM. There's a couple of pages in there ain't nobody ever gonna yank apart..."
Random Words:
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an insult to people with milfs ha ha ha
dean i had yo mama in bed last night
See bob..
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When two guys align their dicks in parallel (resembling a double-barrel shotgun) and penetrate the pussy in hopes of bottoming out.
Hey..
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Refers to a moment in which you hear or read something incorrectly, thus interpreting it as a dirty or sexual statement.
My brother in ..
