Splitpiss

What is Splitpiss?

1.

After you dump your spunk and wait a little while your one-eyed warrior sometimes gets it's eye stuck shut and when you hang a rat you piss in two directions at once, neither of which was your primary target. Usually involves a leg or a favorite shoe. If it involves a face you are either R. Kelly or fucked up or both...

"No-o-o-o, a doberman didn't hump my leg. I went splitpissin' after yankin' my yoda to the latest edition of FHM. There's a couple of pages in there ain't nobody ever gonna yank apart..."
29

Random Words:

Bitch Bop
1. The act of two or more girls (generally in a circle if there are more than two) taking turns beating the shit out of a guy in the middle..
Read more
Bootlip
1. A derogatory term for African Americans with abnormally large mouths/lips. This term can also describe African Americans who tend to ex..
Read more
Vellis
1. Australian slang used to exaggerate size and imply a negative conotation. Usually considered a derogatory term and is most often used i..
Read more

Best StartPage for your browser.

All you need for a faster workflow in one place.



Get it for Free