What is Splitpiss?
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After you dump your spunk and wait a little while your one-eyed warrior sometimes gets it's eye stuck shut and when you hang a rat you piss in two directions at once, neither of which was your primary target. Usually involves a leg or a favorite shoe. If it involves a face you are either R. Kelly or fucked up or both...
"No-o-o-o, a doberman didn't hump my leg. I went splitpissin' after yankin' my yoda to the latest edition of FHM. There's a couple of pages in there ain't nobody ever gonna yank apart..."
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a fat hoe click who set there selves out to their friends boyfriend. scary hoes that think their raw
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Used to refer to the size of something when a reasonable comparison does not come to mind.
"Look at this new little big celphone I..
