What is Splittail?
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What rednecks and hillbillies call the human female on account of the fact that, when seen in the nude and from behind, the female genitalia (i.e. labia) looks like a tiny, split-in-half tail.
Hail yes, we'se gunna go lookin' fer some splittail!
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2.
Military term for the human female, either singly or in a group.
"Man, look at all that splittail!"
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3.
Any military 'member' in possesion of their very own uterus.
That spit-tail wants on our ship? She's got permission to board my Johnson
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4.
a fish located in northern california, aka sacramento splittail
Look, I caught a Splittail
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a fat ugly bitch whore who lives in Arizona that plays games with her husband who is a truck driving retard with rotten teeth and that likes to jerk off onto lil boys. splittail has no life and plays Motocross Madness 1 on the MSN Gaming Zone zone/motocrossmad incase u wanna make fun of her... why not everyone else does! Anywayz back to splitter, shes around 50 y/o and has like 1 kid, the rest she adopted from blitz's fat fuckin family.
has your dick ever been bitten by a fat old bitch? thats called a splittail