What is Splitter?
1.
Derogatory word meaning to belittle someone....deriving from the Monty Pythons film 'Life of Brian'
"Oi! Splitter, Oi, you Splitter!!"
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2.
The act of Splittering is to litter from one's car. Found to be most hysterical when staying up all night, going to McDonald's, and littering "Splittering" their food. Thus, this act becomes "McSplittering" Also, may be used as a noun.
Negating - "Bitch I ain't split shit!"
Concerned assertation - "Dude, the cops are coming! splitter that chronic out of the window!"
Noun - "Look at all that splitter."
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3.
A law school applicant who has a high LSAT and a low GPA. Typically, the LSAT and GPA fall either above 170 and below 3.0 OR above the 75th and below the 25th percentiles of a target school.
There is no such thing as a "reverse splitter", or someone who has a high GPA and a low LSAT.
Jon is such a splitter! His 173 LSAT and 2.9 GPA guarantee him a loooonnnnnggggg cycle!
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4.
When a female sharts while wearing a thong.
The seat of Tina's jeans were equally shitty, due to the splitter she was wearing.
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