Splives

What is Splives?


1.

Parasites similar to mites that dwell on the head. Or inside...for they have the ability to travel to the brain and subtly take over a human's consciousness.

"Hey, dude, is that a splive on your head?"

"No, you insolent human. That is my mother."


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