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You know when you you go for a shit and it starts off small and tapers up to a fuckin huge drip shaped turd.....well imagine that bastar..
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Ordering everything on the euro saver menu in McDonalds
"Give us twisty fries.. a milkshake.. actually I think I'll just have..
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being delusional...to the EXTREME
Hey this girl in the picture is hot. I know she's my girlfriend and she's madly in love wi..