What is Splock?
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To strike someone with one's wet/sticky penis after ejaculation, usually in the face.
The word originated as an onomatopoeia for the noise made when a penis (with foreskin) strikes another person making a very distinct noise.
To cock-slap with a wet and sticky penis.
Jenny swallowed and then I splocked her on both cheeks leaving her with a very messy face; she loved it.
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