What is Sploff?
1.
A steamy fart or dump emitted from one's butt that does the action making the "sploff!" noise as it comes out.
Me: Awww, man! That dog just did a sploff! Nasty!
2.
something you say when you are in a state of stoned ness and cant say 'spliff'
or a spliff that has been rolled rong and falls apart
yu muffhed yu just made a sploff!!