Sploik

What is Sploik?


1.

The sound jizz makes as it shoots out the end of your tugging, pulsing, turgid rod.

Thrust, thrust, half-thrust, half-thrust, fast-thrust, faster-thrust, fasthrustfasthrustfasthrustfasthrust, half, half - SPLOIK!

See jizz, spooge, load, cum, come, came, ejaculate, spunk, semen, wang extract, man milk, jism

2.

(Adj. Sploikery) When something makes a sloppy, messy, wet, disguisting sound, it is to be considered sploikery. If something is in the action of making that sound, it goes "sploik".

I didn't want to eat mom's experimental sauce because it looked too sploikery.

See splat, slop, plop, goop


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