What is Sploik?
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The sound jizz makes as it shoots out the end of your tugging, pulsing, turgid rod.
Thrust, thrust, half-thrust, half-thrust, fast-thrust, faster-thrust, fasthrustfasthrustfasthrustfasthrust, half, half - SPLOIK!
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(Adj. Sploikery) When something makes a sloppy, messy, wet, disguisting sound, it is to be considered sploikery. If something is in the action of making that sound, it goes "sploik".
I didn't want to eat mom's experimental sauce because it looked too sploikery.
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