Sploink

What is Sploink?


1.

When the penis misses the vagina completely and goes full force into the taint. The resulting force causes a severe bend or flex in the erect penis resulting in pain and discomfort to the penis and sometimes the taint region.

I was bangin your mom super hard from behind, she was really liking it. She started bucking around and I tried to slam it in there hard and got a severe sploink that pretty much put me out of commission for an hour or so.

See dick, pussy, sex, spulge, cock, t-bag

2.

1.the act of penatrating anothers punani with ones discostick

2. half physicic half rock pokemon on pokemon ruby saphire and emareld

3. careless fratinization

didnt u hear i want to sploink you

See forked, sex, pokemon, muffintop, blumpkin, punani

3.

the sound a penny makes when droped in an elevator shaft

"i want to wait to hear the sploik when it hits the ground"

4.

To do what no mans has done before.....

you just sploinked it... and a splink was apprehended...splink


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