Splongcat

What is Splongcat?


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A Splongcat is a person, mostly a faggot, who constantly attracts unneeded attention. Commonly described as being an attentionwhoreand performs the act to splong.

"Splongcats are really retarded... They really deserve to be kicked in the scrotch!"

See splong, attentionwhore, scrotch, bastard, faggot


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