Splonker

What is Splonker?


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A rather rare term used specificly for a person who is really a wanker but actually posses no cock with which to toss off with. Also similar to plonker but rather different as it is actually a reference to a pertruding object centered on someones forehead. Also known as a Townly

Person sitting next to a guy: You know you are a real splonker

That person: Yo who you calling black

Person sitting next to a guy: I didnt say black you jackass i said splonker you retareded anal dwelling but monkey, aka Townley

See jackass, toss, anal, wanker


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