What is Splonking?
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the real definition of "splonking" is observing caves. Well think of that in the same sense but with a dirty mind. A guy observing or more a girls 'cave' is splonking.
So were you a splonker last night?
Yeah but as i was splonking, her mom walked in, which ended up causing her to sploosh in my face. it was delicious.
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painful irritation of the rectal cavity due to vigorous buttsex, not uncommon among gay men
Whoa! Ian and I had a wild night of fucking..