Splonking

What is Splonking?


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the real definition of "splonking" is observing caves. Well think of that in the same sense but with a dirty mind. A guy observing or more a girls 'cave' is splonking.

So were you a splonker last night?

Yeah but as i was splonking, her mom walked in, which ended up causing her to sploosh in my face. it was delicious.

See splonker, cave, sploosh


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