What is Splonking?
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the real definition of "splonking" is observing caves. Well think of that in the same sense but with a dirty mind. A guy observing or more a girls 'cave' is splonking.
So were you a splonker last night?
Yeah but as i was splonking, her mom walked in, which ended up causing her to sploosh in my face. it was delicious.
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When used in regards to a man, it is the man that holds you down. When refering to a female, it seems as tho it means she will get right..
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to describe a very scary and abnormal pussy
Ahh get that sweaty gapping badger face away from me.
See vagina, pussy, cunt, lips, badge..
