What is Splooch?
1.
the act of ejaculating
I splooched all over the bitches face. It got in her eye and she started to cry.
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2.
when a penis "busts a nut" on to a female or male mate.
This big fat dude was sucking me off when i felt horny and splooched all over her face.
3.
the odd sound made by a large rock when it strikes water at a right angle.
The rock made a splooching sound when it hit the water.
4.
The act of ejaculating
5.
It's an all purpose word I found necessity to use that can have many various meanings, depending on how it's used. For instance, it's genetive formation and use in this case saw it usefully being used to express "something emergent".
And it can also have many many practical other uses, which you can interpret the meaning by the context by how it's used, as in the many following examples.
To Splooch or Not To Splooch.
He's one mean splooch.
Splooch, a very fine perfume.
Be careful where you put that splooch.
A most splooching evening.
Instant Splooch.
Splooch-by-splooch, the play went on...
He's been troubled by feelings of splooch lately.
The other day there was a gathering of splooch out back.
I'm just damn fedup with all the splooching around going on around here these days.
Splooched.
That is just the sploochingest thing I ever saw.
Hey Sploochy, pass me the salt...
You better have that looked at by a Sploochiologist real soon.
The Count of Sploochingdom will be attending the event.
She wore a most appropriate shade of splooch to the wedding.
Stop fiddling about with your splooch.
Splooches were breaking out all over the region disturbingly unabatingly.
Freedom-Sploochers.
Splooch-Up, Splooch-Down, Splooch-All-Around.
In the future legislation will be passed enabling the Splooch Enabling Act.
The Sploochiogram was most revealing.
Internet Splooch.
Newfy Screech, Pansy Splooch.
Stop splooching about with your fiddle.
I'm getting splooched by this splooch thing.
Canned Splooch.
Dear, there's some Sploochiologists at the door want to see you...
6.
To spill something or the mark the substance makes once it has spilled. Derived from splash which applies to thin liquids, splooch sounds more like a thick liquid.
As I added the can of whole tomatoes to the pot, I splooched on the stove. Just as I was going to lick my ice cream cone a blob fell off and made a splooch down the front of my shirt.
