Sploodge

What is Sploodge?


1.

Ejaculate, cum.

If I Sploodge while watching my sister get undressed am I pervert even tho I was actually thinking about my dad?

2.

getiing shot with sperm or shooting your sperm

i will sploodge on your face

See ajm

3.

1- The act of ejaculation, release of semen, male orgasm

2- Semen, sperm

3- That kid from high school that had a really high voice and wanted in your pants(regardless of gender, sexual orientation, or sexual attractiveness). However, a sploodge is unlikely to act on their impulses, for they have very few social skills, and are instead content to watch you quietly (albeit with heavy breathing).

4- To rub one's ribs softly to catch their attention

5- A sentient asexual organism resembling a flatworm from the planet Nur'Dzayven

1- "I just sploodged!"

2- "Hey Mitch, there's some sploodge on your face."

3- "Hey Sploodge, what's up?... No don't touch me... We're just talking here."

4- "Eew!!! Stop sploodging me!!!"

5- "Eew!"

"What is?"

"I don't know! Come Look!"

"Eew! Step on it! That's nasty!"

See splooge, ejaculation, cum, semen, sperm, nerd

4.

(not to be confused with splodge)

1. Verb - The act of plopping a liquid onto another.

2. Onomatopoeia - The sound made when a dense liquid drops into a thinner one.

1. OMG... It sploodged!

2. Poop makes a loud sploodge when it hits the toilet water.

See sploodge, ploop, plop, splodge

5.

(not to be confused with splodge)

1. Verb - The act of plopping a liquid onto another.

2. Onomatopoeia - The sound made when a dense liquid drops into a thinner one.

1. OMG... It sploodged!

2. Poop makes a loud sploodge when it hits the toilet water.

See sploodge, ploop, plop, splodge

6.

to strain whilst shitting

i was having to really sploodge hard before i crapped myself

See parky


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