What is Sploof?
1.
a plastic bottle with the end cut off, filled with dryer sheets, and covered with a thick sock; is used to smoke grass when you dont wanna get caught, cause it hides the smell
"i dunno about smoking here, someone might smell it."
"oh don't worry, we'll just use the sploof, and the room will smell dryer sheet-fresh!"
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2.
A tube filled with dryer sheets, used for smoking dank inside yo hizzay with the rents home.
Yo blow that shit thro the sploof before my rentscome up here.
3.
A dry ejaculate resembling dust, often making a barely audible "poof" sound.
"I heard you turned 80 the other day."
"Yup."
"So did you get a birthday blow job?"
"Yup, but Deloris almost choked when I sploofed."
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4.
(v) The act of losing a monstrous marijuana hit (usually from a bong).
(adj) A wasted marijuana hit.
(n) A device made to conceal marijuana odors, usually made by kids in their college dorm rooms to afraid to go find a place outside to blaze.
1. Jeff: Yo you've been chiefin on that bong for like 1 hour.
Frank starts laughing and blows the smoke out without getting a hit.
Jeff: You just sploofed a gargantuan hit.
2. Jeff: I'm trying to breathe in all this sploof smoke you just exhaled.
3. Frank: Remember that time we almost got caught in our dorm room because our sploof wasn't working correctly?
Jeff: hahaah yeah. You just made me sploof this hit you idiot.
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5.
A well-timed backhanded slap to the scrotum and/or tip of the penis. Also referred to as a "bag tag". Cousin to the Cock-Punch.
"I was standing in line to get a hot dog at Murphy's and Colin sploofed me."
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6.
a male
The poor fourteen year old boy had a sploof for he had already masturbated twelve times that hour.
7.
highly intoxicated to the point where you're about to toss more cookies then a keebler elf
dude, I'm sploofed...wheres the bathroom
