Splooge Deuce

What is Splooge Deuce?

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Masturbating while pooping. Killing 2 turds and 1 bone. The splooge deuce can be enjoyed by both males and females. It is most enjoyable when you time your orgasm as you pinch a turd off.

My girlfriend and I were making out but because of her menstrual cycle and the diarrhea that accompanies it, we could not make love that night so instead we went into the bathroom together and watched eachother enjoy a splooge deuce.

See poop, turds, crap, pooping, shitting, shit, dump
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